What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:14

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”